Resolution Smezilution...

I had a revelation about resolutions when I was at the gym on the 30th of December 2007.

They're bullshit.

To all the thousands of fatties with tons of tub to shed about to hit the gym today, I offer a vote of confidence.

I was rather bulbus for the majority of my first 25 years. My descent to a favorable BMI began in mid March of 2005. Why March? Not a fucking clue. The day shouldn't matter.

Be resolute about your resolution.

Remember these famouse words of wisdom:

"Dough makes your doughy."
"The more your ass giggles at the gym, the less it will on the beach."

And please keep your fat asses away from me while I'm killing shit at the gymnasium trying to reach my resolution for 2008.

ps. "You ain't gotta go to church to get to know your God." - Jigga