Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Still on the Wagon Resolutionists?

Here we are. One Month 11 days, 16 Hours and 24 minutes from Resolution time.And like I had foreseen just before Old Lang Sigh (Spell Check sil' vous plais?)

I'm killing shit:

I mean, can you read those numbers? (No really can you? Cell Phone Cam)

I'm not even human anymore. Motherfucking Carl Lewis should scrub my Goddamn JOCK! Especially considering that 9 Years ago Willingboro Senior High took a steaming shit on me at the 50 Yard Line of Carl Lewis Stadium. To the tune of 63-0, Willingboro High vs. PVI.

Can I get my just desserts? Pun intended, cause if you are gonna be successful - leave the apple pie where it belongs! On the radiator.

I'm saying, do you think I make this shit up? This is real fucking life. I will reach my goal of 2008. I could give two shits if I have to offend every fatbody walking this earth. I know where I'm going, and I know where I been.

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast - but I squash like butter on ya breakfast toast." - Sugar Hill Gang

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